Agreement
Lawful Agreement
Edwina O' Gorman (“the club”) is a private membership club for those of mankind to come together in the private for the betterment of trade; the club is hosted by i: the woman; edwina-brigid; membership is free; membership provides exclusive access to a range of designs and property of i; all activities through or within the club occur within the private domain only; your use of this website, signup, donation, compensation, booking and/or autograph confirms your acceptance to the agreement of membership and laws of the club;
Affirmation
i, enter into this agreement of my own free will;
i, choose to establish this agreement between i, and the woman, edwina-brigid;
i, agree to be responsible for my own actions;
i, understand that any claims of wrong and or trespass under this agreement shall be governed by law and may be pressed in a court of law by and between those of mankind only;
i, agree not to share, copy, reproduce, or sell any of the property offered here, without first obtaining the explicit written consent of the man and or woman who did create it;
i, agree to act according to law and with good will, not to engage in abusive, violent, menacing, destructive or harassing behaviour towards any other man or woman who does participate in the club lest my membership be dismissed, and access to all knowledge and or property offered by or through the club cease;
i, attest that my actions on this and any subsequent visit to this website or to any event or place provided within the club (including electronic communications) are by i, in my own right and private capacity as a man/woman, and not as an agent or representative for any governmental or non-governmental agency or organisation whose purpose is to enforce a legal code, act or statute where no man or woman has been harmed, or to carry out any mission of entrapment or investigation; i, understand that this will be considered to be trespass by way of barratry and that i, will become immediately liable to pay compensation under this agreement, in the amount of €600,000 plus €10/minute the trespass continues;
i, agree to and digitally autograph this agreement, without coercion, in exchange for access to the benefits offered by or through the club, and do acknowledge that i, have read, understand and agree to the laws of the club.
Non-legal relations
Last updated: the fifteenth day of the fifth month A.D. two thousand and twenty three
Edwina O' Gorman
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